~𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙎𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙨!~

I'm mentally unwell

ALT

karl says gay rights (olivia says gay wrongs)

I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

tags from @cromerholt

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh

You ask the Spiders how they identify and Hobie immediately goes on a ten minute rant about how labels are a repressive sociological construct he refuses to recognize. Then Gwen's like "Well, uh, I'm a trans girl." and Hobie's like "Fuck yeah you are! Love that for you."

Eepy nico // Base used: mellon_soup on pinterest

Demigod Care Bear 🐻☀️

I'm only half way throw the book but I had to draw this

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Everytime Will does something cool I go full proud mom mood,,, why am I so sensitive over a fictional character,,,

The canon version and the gay one

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

I'm not ALLOWED to enjoy it yet, I'm not ALLOWED!!!

ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

• DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
• Thursday the 20th
• The Fifth of Wednesday
• Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
• Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

• Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday
• Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...
• Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday
• Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
• Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
• Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling/Caturday
• Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

• January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
• January 29: Threshold Day
• All of February: Funguary
• February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
• March 9: Miku Day
• March 10: Mario Day
• March 14: Pi Day
• March 15: Ides of March
• March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
• April 1: Mishapocalypse
• April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
• April 3: Dannypocalypse
• April 8: Rex Manning Day
• ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
• April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
• ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
• April 20: haha 420 blaze it
• April 25: The Perfect Date
• April 28: Ed Balls Day
• April 30: It's Gonna Be May
• All of May: Mermay
• May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
• May 4: May the 4th Be With You
• May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
• May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
• All of June: Pride Month
• ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
• June 5: Barricade Day
• June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
• July 20: Moon Landing
• September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
• September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
• All of October: SKELETON WAR
• ALSO All of October: Inktober
• October 3: Mean Girls Day
• ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day
• October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
• October 31: HALLOWEEN
• November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day
• November 19: Goncharov
• All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
• December 10: Please, It's Christmas
• December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS

i think hoodies with pockets are so appealing to autistic people because we never fuckin know what to do with our hands

also my items

👆👆 cant forget items

he’s fishing, he has to focus ☀️⭐️

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

current note count: 4,872

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

oh my god the original out in the wild